So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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