just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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