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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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