idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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