do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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