the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
