I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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