Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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