He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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