Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We are two peas in an std pod
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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