Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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