She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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