im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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