im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
God, I missed his penis.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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