Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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