Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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