I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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