Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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