he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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