I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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