Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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