sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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