STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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