like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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