since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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