I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You're earring is so big in my mouth
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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