im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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