You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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