that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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