As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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