I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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