he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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