She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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