it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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