he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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