My boss' voice literally gives me gas
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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