absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
