I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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