why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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