And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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