This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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