do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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