What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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