but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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