Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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