Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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