We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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