and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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