I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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