i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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