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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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