Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Porn is love you can see.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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