your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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