I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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