ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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