it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
you never un-have a 4some
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